Top 10 Reasons to Attend NOSSCR LA Conference

10. Make sure associate actually attends workshops.

9. Pre-nuptial agreement with spouse to provide two out-of-town shopping
sprees per year.

8. Burning desire to complain in person about cost of conference hotel.

7. Cat's away, mice will play.

6. Prove ability to micromanage office via Blackberry / cell phone.

5. Use-or-lose travel budget.

4. Must tell high Agency officials that a particular ALJ denies too many
claims.

3. Live in Sandusky.

2. Use frequent flyer miles before worthless.

1. Apply for asylum in Blue State.