Tuesday, August 5, 2008

What a Claimants' Representative Will Be Doing in Ten Years

1. Waiting for ERE web site to work.

2. Bitching about the backlog.

3. Pushing up daisies near a strip mall.

4. Reminiscing about the Good Ole Days when $5,300 could buy more than a tank of gas.

5. Retired, using zombie computers to make crank VOIP calls to B & B.

6. Selling NOSSCR memorabilia on eBay, including complete set of mint condition tote bags.

7. Fifteenth year of planning to start your own law firm.

8. Still promising yourself that you will read at the Process Unification SSRs.

9. Selling Orlando real estate with an ocean view.

10. Trying to hire paralegal who can speak English.

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